September 7, 2008

• A funny for you.

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  My Lucky Night
  
  I ended up with a woman at a local bar last night. She looked pretty
  good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all. I found
  myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
  
  We drank a bit and then she asked, 'Have you ever had a Sportsman's
  Double?'
  
  'What's that?' I asked.
  
  'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
  
  I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like and my mind began
  to embrace the idea. I said, 'No I haven't had a mother and daughter
  threesome.'
  
  We drank a bit more and then she says with a wink, 'Tonight is your
  lucky night.'
  
  We drove to her place. We walked in, she put on the hall light and
  shouted upstairs,
  'Mom! You still awake?'

  (that's gross.)

  • 7:12 pm
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