September 29, 2008

  • A funny sent to me by my married girlfriend.

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    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.
      If this doesn't make you laugh, you have lost your sense of humor.

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     The
    other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
    I told my
    husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
    Well, the hours
    passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
    Around 3 a.m., a
    bit loaded, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock
    in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly, realizing my
    husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
    I was
    really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
    in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
    (Even when totally
    smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

     The
    next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
    'MIDNIGHT'...
    He didn't seem pissed off in the least.
    Phew, I got away
    with that one!

    Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

    When I asked
    him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
    then said 'oh shit.'
    Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
    cuckooed another three times,
    giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the coffee table
    and farted.

    ***

    hahahaha!

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